A pocket perspective

dotcore:

Pikachu.
by Pikaira.

via Insanely Gaming.

Zomg so cute

(via jakeroper)

She sends pictures to married men. Hubbie had to block her

She sends pictures to married men. Hubbie had to block her

imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

imperfectlyxo:

I want this on my blog because I think it is important. If you have any problems with this, message me.

(Source: dozing, via color-bound)

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."


D&D humor

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

D&D humor

(Source: zerohitpoints, via tombolabola)

Reblog for bunny 🐰🐇🐾

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Rude and ungrateful Roommates

Yeah it’s cool. I let you sleep on our couch and eat our food rent free, worry free. You can pay me back by whispering about how big of a bitch I am to my husband. #youcouldbeoutonthestreetrightnOw

saranghaeeekpop:

~Milky Couple~ a.k.a
~IU and Wooyoung~
Spam 8/10

saranghaeeekpop:

~Milky Couple~ a.k.a

~IU and Wooyoung~

Spam 8/10